You know what Shakira? Take your nice face, pretty bushy hair, not-too-skinny but delightfully shaped body, dance moves we pretend we can do when we’re drunk and SOD OFF.
We’re tired and sweaty after lugging camping equipment into work (Isle of Wight Festival, whoop!), so looking at pictures of Shakira dancing around like a Sєxy fairy is not what we want to see right now.
Shakira was performing at the World Cup opening ceremony, along with the Black Eyed Peas, John Legend and Alicia Keys.
By the looks of things, Fergie caught sight of Shakira before she headed on stage. It must explain why she looks a bit scary and possessed. We feel like that too… without the armour, weaponry and Croydon facelift.
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